I was sure that I shut the door...



Well, I'm sure I can do better...[rolling_eyes]

You guys love acupuncture?

Nice (cum) shot

This warlord will not laugh anymore:

Lost connection at sector B and was killed on relogging. (sure stand up on relog when crouching before)

Found myself in hell:


Then reborn godlike walking on water:


..with broken legs:


DayZ can be a beauty:

WEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

Well, I'm used to all these issues...but I always been confronted with new ones.

I called my Evacuation Chopper and this AI pilot laughed at me hovering 1m over the ground refusing to land.
After hours I returned and what I found was this:

My Merlin with empty fuel tank the pilot standing aside saluting me as I walked up.

He got what he deserved: Execution!


Other odd thing I've found in the logs:
20:21:25 "WAI: Spawning a BAF_Merlin_HC3_D with 10 units to be paradropped at [6480.37,12896.6,0]"
I never defined a Merlin as Paratrooper Chopper!?
Nvm, I don't give a shit!

I had to untangle her head:

Massacre at love barn:

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